Little Johnny and his younger sister Everleigh were on their very first train ride. They had brought along bananas for lunch. Just as they began to peel them, the train entered a long, dark tunnel.
"Have you eaten your banana yet?" Johnny asked excitedly.
"No," replied Everleigh.
"Well don't touch it then!" Johnny shouted. "I just took a bite and went blind!"
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