Husband: Amazon has everything under the sun.
Wife: Can you order a couple of grandchildren for me. Our two boys will never get married; they're too busy chasing girls and they're not getting any younger.
Husband: There may be a way?
Wife: (Rolls her eyes)
Two days later a package comes in the mail.
Wife: A package just arrived and it has two DNA test kits in it. What good are DNA kits to a mother who wants to become a grandmother?
Husband: You might be surprised!
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