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Favorite this joke A woman rushes into her house one morning and yells to her husband, "Sam, pack up your stuff. I just won the lottery!"
"Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
"Whatever. Just so you're out of the house by noon!"
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Red Raider : I have seen this one before. Divorce is not funny.
barber7796 : my wife would tell me this. another great one. got my vote. check out my jokes to see if you can like them and update me. thanks
Dan the Man 009 : Ouch! Love it!