A woman walks into a police precinct and reports that her husband is missing. When the Sargent asked her how long her husband’s been missing she says, “Since last winter.”
Astonished, the Sargent asked, “Why did you wait till spring to report him missing?”
The woman replies, “Because the landscaping company is asking too much money to mow the lawn.”
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