Upon arrival at the Pearly Gates, you are allowed one wish for anyone you left behind, back on earth.
St. Peter explained this to a woman who had just recently arrived, and asked what her one wish would be.
"Well, I just wish my son would get married and be happy."
"Look lady, it's just one wish; make up your mind!"
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