My friend Jim told me that when he asked his wife where she wanted to go on vacation, she said that being married to him was a vacation.
When I commented that was a nice thing to say to him, Jim replied, "Well, actually, what she said was I was the 'last resort.'"
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chihuahuabulldog : So sorry I way too late to help, but I voted, favorited and 5-starred this joke. I did actually laugh out loud, which is always welcome. <3
Dan the Man 009 : Nice one.
barber7796 : word play. good