A man called up a bird store the other day and said, "Send me 30,000 cockroaches at once!"
"What in heaven's name do you want with 30,000 cockroaches?"
"Well," replied the householder, "I am moving today and my lease says I must leave the premises here in exactly the same condition in which I found them."
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chihuahuabulldog : NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ROFL So sorry I didn't get this in time to vote. I gave you 5 stars anyway.
pinkgalaxy3 : Voted :)
Dan the Man 009 : Voted.
HENNE : voted
maryjones : understand this one. been there a couple of times. great joke. good luck