A pessimist and an optimist were on a hike and they came across railroad tracks at a tunnel.
The Pessimist looked in and said, "I see a light and the train is coming."
The Optimist looked and said, "Don't worry, we have time."
The Engineer operating the train said, "Why are those morons still standing on the track?"
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