A man on his deathbed is telling his friend his final wishes.
Man: "I have two final wishes."
Friend: "What are they?"
Man: "First, I'd like my remains scattered over Disney Land."
Friend: "And second?"
Man: "Second, I don't want to be cremated."
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?Or# : I get lots of visuals.
barber7796 : got it. :) hope you finish in the money
Dan the Man 009 : Voted