The economy is going to be so bad that...
1. I will get a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
2. You will order a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter will ask, "Can you afford fries with that?"
3. McDonald's will be selling the 1/4 ouncers.
4. CEO's will be playing miniature golf.
5. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds" you may have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
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Dan the Man 009 : Voted
WarmanAndrew : Sad, but true. Voted