Halloween Funnies V
What kind of cereal do monsters eat?-
Ghost-Toasties
Mommy, mommy, teacher keeps saying I look like a werewolf.-
Be quiet, dear, and go and comb your face
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?-
A wash and wear wolf
What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?-
They boo-kle their seatbelts
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?-
Count Duckula
What game do little cannibals like to play at parties?-
Swallow the leader
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?-
Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
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