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An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up the young couple who lived there. They had been sleeping so he just tied them to the bed.

As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his wife, bound up on the bed in her skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't been with a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it."

She hissed and spit out her gag and said, "I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you are really cute!"

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