- So many men, so few who can afford me
- God made us sisters, and Prozac made us friends
- If they don't have chocolate in Heaven, I ain't going!
- My mother is a travel agent for guilt trips
- Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog
- Coffee - Chocolate - Men ... Some things are just better rich
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chihuahuabulldog : VOTED! The last one made me literally laugh out loud. Thank you!
Dan the Man 009 : Voted