Genie: OK, I'm ready for your third wish.
Me: Third? What about the first two?
Genie: Well, this is a little unusual, but after your first wish, you screamed like a madman and said "I wish I'd never made that wish!" So that counted as your second wish, and I erased your memory of both of them.
Me: Well, OK. I wish I really understood how women think.
Genie: Granted. By the way, that was your first wish, too.
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chihuahuabulldog : I'm sorry I was not aware of this site when you entered this one! Good one! 5 Stars
?Or# : Clever. Did you riff this or is this completely organic? Should’ve finished higher.
barber7796 : love it. hope you finish in the money
Benjones : universal question WHAT DO WOMEN WANT, voted
Dan the Man 009 : Good one.
Frederick : Nice one