Joe: "Say Moe, I'll bet you $10 that I can prove to you that I'm not actually here."
Moe: "Not actually here? That makes no sense."
Joe: "Well then, I'll prove it. Am I in Chicago?"
Moe: "No."
Joe: "Am I in New York?"
Moe: "No."
Joe: "Am I in Hawaii?"
Moe: "No."
Joe: "If I'm not in any of those places, I must be somewhere else, and if I'm somewhere else, then I'm not here. I'll take my $10 now, please."
Moe: "How can I pay you if you're not here?"
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Dan the Man 009 : Voted
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