There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.
All our oil is in Alaska, Texas, California, and Oklahoma...
All our dipsticks are in Washington, DC!
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Eufaulasrguy : true but not heard them called dipstick. voted
shopin55 : dipsticks show a quart low. voted
barber7796 : now now. truth hurts. got my vote