Q: What is it when an Antartian blows into another Antartian's ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: What did the Antartian say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "I wonder if it's mine?"
Q: Why shouldn't Antartian's have coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Antartians at a four-way stop.
Q: How do you confuse an Antartian?
A: Give him a package of M&M's and tell him to put them in alphabetical order.
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