Why is there no egg in eggplant?
Why is there no ham in a hamburger?
How come English Muffins do not come from England?
How come French Fries do not come from France?
Why doesn’t pineapple contain apples or pines?
How come a Guinea Pig is neither a pig nor is it from Guinea?
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barber7796 : good one
Dan the Man 009 : Voted
HENNE : voted