What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Bob!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the leaf pile?
Russell!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hot tub?
Stu!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the wall?
Art!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in front of your door?
Matt!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in your mailbox?
Bill!
What do you call a man (or a woman) with no arms and no legs on the grill?
Frank (or Patty)!
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