A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman. He asked the policeman, "Why was I pulled over when I wasn't the only one speeding."
The policeman replied, "Have you ever been fishing?"
The man then said, "Yes, I have."
"Well, have you ever caught all the fish?" asked the policeman.
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zee : This encapsulates all the whiners who say, "Johnny did it too!" Yeah, but Johnny didn't get caught~~YOU did. On another day, Johnny will get busted but today is YOUR day to be accountable. So shuddup & eat it...& don't break rules/laws.