A police detective was at the house of a woman whose past three husbands had suspiciously died. "I heard your first two husbands died of food poisoning." he inquired. "What caused it?"
"Poisonous mushrooms." she replied.
"I see," replied the inspector. "And how did your third husband die?"
"He wouldn't eat his mushrooms."
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