Teacher: "Missouri is the 'Show ME' state, Florida is the 'Sunshine State'. Does any one know the motto of Washington D.C.?"
Teacher: "No one? Does anyone wish to venture a guess?"
5th grade student: "Is it the 'Plausible Deniability' state?"
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Esceptico : Very good. Slightly reworded and it wpuld be 5 star.
Marty : Esceptico, thank you. This joke will go by the way side, no one voted on it. It seems that's what happens to my better jokes. I would be interested in how you may re-word it for my learning but not to plagiarize you. Thank you again