A conceited new rookie was pitching his first game.
He walked the first five men he faced and the manager took him out of the game.
The rookie slammed his glove on the ground as he yelled, "Darn it, the jerk took me out when I had a no-hitter going!"
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chihuahuabulldog : Ha! Ha! Ha! I used to love baseball, until the autumn of 1994, when the players put the potential for more money before the World Series. I have not watched a pro game since. And hey! Look! This time they are postponing the season opening. Boo hiss hiss