The Priest was shaking hands after his sermon, My grandma said, "Reverend that was the longest sermon I've ever listened to, it was boring as well."
The Priest was surprised and I wanted to mend fences so I told him, "Father, pay no attention to her, she only repeats what she hears other people saying."
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Egbert : another joke that should finish in the money. I have a couple. check them out and leave me a note
Benjones : This got my vote. You ever check out my jokes and leave comment?
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Dan the Man 009 : Welcome. I liked your joke. Maybe you could like one (or more) of mone? ;-)