Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. He got restless, so my wife handed him a pad and pencil and suggested he mark down every time the speaker said the word "and".
After a while, he grew bored and I asked, "Would you like to listen for a different word?"
"Yes," he whispered. "I'd like to listen for 'Amen'."
MORE WAYS TO LAUGH
Benjones : understand this one. voted
barber7796 : always like your jokes
Dan the Man 009 : Voted