Every week Murray goes to the synagogue and prays, "God, please let me win the lottery. Just once, please let me win the lottery."
This goes on week after week, month after month, "God, please let me win the lottery."
One day this majestic voice booms down from above, "Murray, meet me halfway, buy a ticket!"
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