I was riding my bike when my good friend Aaron stepped off the curb.
Even though I was able to stop, I ran him over. As he got up and examined his bruises, he asked me why I didn't stop.
"I couldn't," I said. "After all, I was running Aarons!"
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barber7796 : hope this helps you finish in the money
Dan the Man 009 : Voted.
Stuart Page : Me too Voted!