Boss: Congratulations! I'm promoting you to manage our Montreal office!
Young man (disappointed): But sir! There's nothing up there but bar girls and hockey players.
Boss (now insulted): I'll have you know that MY MOTHER is from Montreal!
Young man (thinking fast): No kidding? What hockey team did she play on?
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chihuahuabulldog : LOL My 5 stars are a few years too late.
Stuart Page : Me too Voted.
Gegg Smith : Great joke.Voted
Benjones : great one, voted
barber7796 : love it. hope you finish in the money
Dan the Man 009 : Nice one.