Teacher: Suppose you have $10 and you asked your brother for $5. How much would you have then?
Student: $10.
Teacher: Why?
Student: My brother won't give me any money.
PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I did not do?"
TEACHER:" Of course not."
PUPIL: "Good, because I haven't done my homework."
Teacher: Why are you late, John?
John: Because of the sign down the road.
Teacher: What does sign have to do with you being late?
John: The sign said 'School Ahead, Go SLOW!'
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