A guy asked his friend, "What are the advantages of living in Sweden?" His friend replied, "Well, the flag is a big plus!"
Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? A: "Dam."
You wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in a mud puddle. You wanna hear a clean joke? He took a bath.
Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card? The thief was spending less than his wife.