Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A: It went back four seconds.
Q. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
A. Because she will Let It Go!
Q. What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
A. An irrelephant!
Teacher: OK, Little Johnny, point to the USA on the map.
Little Johnny: OK!
Little Johnny points to the USA.
Teacher: Great job, Johnny! Now, who discovered the USA?
Little Johnny: I did!