After many years of studying at a university, I’ve finally become a PhD… or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it.
My girlfriend told me I was one in a million.
When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right.
I'd like to buy a new boomerang.
Also, I'd like to know how to throw the old one away.
Q. There is a King, Queen, and two Twins in a room. How are there no adults in the room?
A. They're all beds!