Father: I finally won a battle in the never-ending war between parents and children.
Mother: That I’d like to see.
Father: Take a look.
Mother: Well, I’ll be darned! That’s our son out there, actually mowing the lawn! How in the world did you ever manage that?
Father: He wanted to borrow the car, and I told him I’d lost keys in the overgrown grass!
What does Batman put in his beverages?
Just ice.
What do you call a Jedi in denial?
Obi-Wan Cannot Be
How many quarters does it take to play the new Lord of the Rings arcade game?
None... it only takes Tolkiens!