I tried cooking with wine for the first time.
After five glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen.
Why was the = sign so humble?
He knew that he wasn’t < or > than anyone else.
A man went into a discount store and asked the woman cashier if everything in the shop was $1.
“That’s right,” she said. “Every item in the store.”
So he gave her a dollar and asked for the cash register.
Accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes...
Heinz-sight is not 20/20!