I was told drinking just one beer wouldn't hurt you...
But the other six might.
When you're falling behind, ketchup and mustard the whole situation, so that you may relish it later on.
There was a sticker on a loaf of bread that said, 'baked fresh for over 50 years.'
So THAT'S how long it takes to bake fresh bread...
When you're on an airplane and you meet someone whose first name is JACK whatever you do DON'T GREET HIM.
You might get in trouble with the authorities.