A young kid found an old lamp. As always the lamp was rubbed and a genie appeared granting 3 wishes. Genie: I will grant you 3 wishes! Kid: I wish math didn't exist. Genie: DONE! You have no more wishes!
Why haven't Aliens visited out Solar System yet? They looked at the reviews... Only 1 star!
What did the dinosaur get on its Maths test? Nothing, it got an Extinction!