Q: How do you think the unthinkable?

A: With an itheberg

Relish today, Ketchup tomorrow.

Sushi lovers... they are "hooked" on raw fish.

While taking their dog on a road trip, a family carries his drinking water in a gin bottle. On one occasion they stopped for lunch and let him out of the car. Pouring some water from the bottle into his bowl, the husband noticed a man watching with fascination.

The man slowly approached the family and whispered, "I hope that you're not going to let that dog drive!"