What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
Two points, just like everyone else!
When you get older, lack of pep is often mistaken...
Mistaken for patience!
In a hat shop a saleslady gushed: "That's the hat for you! It makes you look ten years younger."
"Then I don't want it," retorted the customer. "I certainly can't afford to put on ten years every time I take off my hat!"