What is unique about Humans?
Humans are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had it to do over again.
"Sure," she replied, "but not the same ones."
Exercise works best first thing in the morning...
Before your brain figures out what you're doing.
The priest said to the poor farmer, "If you had a horse, would you give it to the Lord?"
"Yes."
"And if you had a cow?"
"Absolutely."
"And a goat?"
"Sure."
"A pig?"
"Now, that's not fair!" protested the farmer. "You know I have a pig!"