It's strange to think 75 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.
Today everyone has a car and only the rich own horses.
What is the difference between a well dressed man riding a bike and a man in a suit riding a unicycle?
One wheel!
Why does a scuba diver fall off the boat backwards?
Because if he fell frontwards he'd still be in the boat!
Q: What do snowmen like to eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!