You are so bald... that I can tell what's on your mind!
Knock Knock...
Whose there?
Burglar...
Burglar who?
Come on now, you know a burglar wouldn't knock!
I was mailing a letter at my local post office when I noticed my not so bright neighbor talking into an envelope.
I ask her what she was doing?
She replied, without missing a beat, "Sending voicemail... "
How easy is it to count in binary?
It’s as easy as 01 10 11.