Did anyone hear about George Clooney's new genealogical website?
It's called, "Oh, Brother Where Art Thou."
Did anyone hear about that new reality show Justin Bieber's got out now?
It's called "Leave it to Bieber"!
My poor kitty bumped her head last night and I think I have to take her to the vet to get a CAT scan, or maybe even a PET scan. She's been showing signs of psychosis. She killed a bird and said, "the dog made me do it!"
I was at a tanning salon the other day and noticed a customer running off without paying...
I heard the cashier yell out, "You better get back here or I'll tan your backside!"