I went to a new bank in town to open a joint account. At one point in the application they ask for the second name on the account.
Apparently the bank did not like my response. I wrote down, 'Anyone who has a lot of money.'
Took my 72 year old father to have his eyes checked. That's when we realized his eyes were just fine.
He was ask to read the characters on the bottom line. His reply: M-A-D-E- I-N- C-H-I-N-A
Vacuum cleaner sales slogan: ITS A DIRTY JOB BUT SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT!