I took my cat’s meds by accident...
Don’t ask meow.
Riddle me this...
If 2 vegans fight, is it still a beef?
Or is it a beet down?
I can't wait to get home and open a bottle of dinner.
How does a hippie polygamist count his wives?
1 Mrs. hippie...
2 Mrs. hippie...
3 Mrs. hippie...