Outside a second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - Bicycles, Washing Machines, etc... Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain!
You know you're having a bad day when...
Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.
You know you're having a bad day when...
Your pet rock snaps at you.
My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?"
I answered, "Dust."
And then the fight started.