I have the most marvelous recipe for meatloaf...
All I have to do is mention it to my husband and he says, "Let's eat out."
Occasionally you hear about a really dry spell in Texas.
I always thought the stories exaggerated until I got a birthday card last week.
They attached the stamp with a staple.
A woman drove to a parking garage searching for an open space, but she found none.
Then she noticed a couple walking just ahead. She slowly pulled alongside them and rolled down her window. She called out hopefully, "Going out?"
"No," the man said, "we're just friends."
I asked the Lord to tell me, Why my house is such a mess
He asked if I'd been 'computering', And I had to answer 'yes.'
He told me to get off my butt, And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up... The smudges off my mouse.
I wiped and shined the topside. That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my good work. I didn't mean to 'click.'
But click, I did, and oops - I found a real absorbing site
That I got SO way into it - I was into it all night.
So nothing's changed except my mouse. It's as shiny as the sun.
I guess my house will stay a mess... While I sit here on my bum.