I took my daughter to the dentist for a checkup. After a thorough examination, the dentist told her she needed a filling.
After removing the cavity, the dentist asked her what kind of filling would she like.
She replied, "Chocolate, please."
Out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old granddaughter, Carolyn, I got a little wistful.
"In ten years," I began, "you'll want to be with your friends and you won't go walking, biking, and swimming with me like you do now."
Carolyn shrugged, "That's okay, because in ten years you'll be too old to do all those things anyway."
Duct tape is like 'The Force'...
It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?