Patient: "Doc, I am very stressed out and I am not getting proper sleep at night."
Doctor: "I am giving you some medicines and sleeping pills."
Patient: "Is this going to help?"
Doctor: "Yes, just give it to your wife before going to bed."
A beer is like the sun...
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist!
A wife complained, “You never listen to me. You only hear what you want to hear...”
The husband replied, “Sure honey, I’ll have a beer.”