WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"
HUSBAND: "No thanks. I'm too tired. Lets just eat at home."
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out!
What do cows wear when they are vacationing in Hawaii?
Muu-muu dresses...
Why is the letter 'B' very cold?
Because its between AC.