Teacher: "One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that?"
Little Johnny: "Future impossible tense!"
Teacher: "Name the nation that people dislike the most?"
Little Johnny: "That's easy, it's the 'Exami-nation'!"
Boy to boy: 1 minute
Boy to dad: 30 seconds
Boy to mom: 2 minutes
Boy to girl: 1 hour
Girl to girl: 2 hours
Girl to boy: 1 Missed call
Husband to wife: 15 seconds
Wife to husband: 15 missed calls
An aspiring politician was attending an interview. The interviewer asked, "If people in a place are suffering from severe drought and they are thirsty, what would you do?"
Politician: "I will provide them with water."
Interviewer: "What if there is no water at all to offer?"
Politician: "Then I will make a promise that I will provide them water."